Pervy Banker Admits to Secretly Recording Sex With Three Women

Former Morgan Stanley banker, John C. Kelly, has got himself into a wee bit of trouble after getting caught attempting to secretly record sexy time with a woman who was obviously too smart to be fooled! The "victim"--if you will--turned the tables on Kelly by recording him in the act of playing director. Kelly has now admitted to secretly recording sex with three women, which he claimed he did accidentally via his doggy cam. Doggy cam, that's a good one right? Nice try, pal.

Now I've just got to be real, ok? John, you were very bad. But let's be honest, there are a million Johns out there. Plenty of men (and women too) have a thing for keeping hard copies of their bone sessions stashed away for a rainy day. Now it might not have been nice to not get permission to shoot before hand, but you really screwed yourself by uploading them to tube sites! The fact that you chose to name one of the clips "Indian Research"--based on the woman's ethnicity--now that's just plain genius!

Come on, dude, if you're going to be a dirty perv you've got to learn to cover your tracks. At least your daddy is a bigwig lawyer, I am sure he will help you wash your hands of all of this. Let this serve as a word of warning for both men and women alike. Men, if you're going to film yourself banging some random woman don't be an idiot, keep it to yourself! As for the ladies, the best advice that I can give is don't willingly put your vagina on a platter without considering the fact that their could be a few possible consequences.

Just an FYI: Getting filmed on all fours is probably the least of your worries. Good luck out there!

Via: NY Post