Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.
Black PENIS APRON Chef Line Cook Bistro by CeeLeesSass
Cook out with your cock out!
The only thing I can think of is...
LeLuv Pink Cactus Dildo ~ Saguaro Dos by LeLuv
For that special lady in your life that always wanted to fuck a cactus.
Clit Clip Under The Hoode Simulated Turquoise Chandelier by UnderTheHoode
For the kinky lady with no discernible taste in jewelry.
Crate your dog by day and your mate by night