Mommy Blogger Wants To Be The First Naked Woman Her Sons See Because, You Know, That’s Not Going to Cause Any Problems

Rita Templeton, a mother of four boys and blogger about being a mother of four boys, has decided the first nude female her boys should see is her. I can’t think of any reasons why this is would be a bad idea. Nope, not one. I can’t think of any reason this might cause any problems in the future.  

Templeton--who blogs because lord knows the only way to validate a personal experience is to share it with everyone online--stated that this decision was sort of made by accident when she brought her two-year-old son into the bathroom while she showered. Yep, that’s right, that’s what normal people do, take their kids into the bathroom while they shower, nothing wrong with that. When she reached for her towel she noticed her son staring at her. Instead of covering up, Templeton felt that she shouldn’t be “modest” and her son, her two-year-old son, needed to be exposed to a “real woman” first. Oh, Christ…  

So now Templeton has no problem being nude around her four sons. She also claims not to draw attention to her nudity (because being nude doesn’t draw any attention) and will only say something about it if her sons ask. I can’t believe none of them have asked, “Mommy, why are you doing this to us?” Maybe they are saving that one for down the road when they bring a date home. Templeton also claims her husband has also been nude around the children, but not as much because he has a job. Thank god for small miracles.  

Look, I’m not a parent so I know I shouldn’t be giving out parenting advice, but are you fucking kidding me lady? I’m all for people (boys and girls) exploring different types of bodies to find what they like, but I only want them to do it when they are the right age... and not looking at their nude parents. Then again, maybe her kids will grow up to be perfectly normal, despite every single first experience, bad school photo, and embarrassing moment throughout their upbringing will be recorded on her blog, including the time she told the world she wanted to be naked in front of her sons.

Via: NewsBusters