Porn Valley Dispatch: Sex Advice with Savanna Samson

The world of porn star sex advice is murky with doubt. Do those "celebrity publishers" of gentlemen's magazines really know how to do layout or work in two versions of Quark? It is the same with sex columnists: maybe you can fellate like a champ but can you write about it (we hear Fleshbot's editor can)?

But we are laying aside all skepticism for Savanna Samson, who will debut as a sex columnist for filthy hookup site (and ubiquitous adult site [including Fleshbot] sponsor) AdultFriendFinder in advance of several other Vivid ladies in random order of disposability. But Samson is the real thing because, as you know, she is a vintner.

Read more about how being nude and Catholic helps Samson dispense sex wisdom after the gap. - GP

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"I find helping others enjoy better sex lives very rewarding," said Samson via a press release and therefore probably didn't actually say it. "Much of our identity is tied up in our sexuality so it is fundamental to our attitude towards life."

Much of my own identity is tied up with nascent alcoholism, so I appreciate Samson's second career as a winemaker. Her Sogno Uno is very tasty. And what goes better with three or four boxes of wine than sex?

"When I was a young girl in Catholic school, I never imagined I would find my self-confidence by being nude and enjoying a career in adult film," said Samson, who tastefully revealed nothing about former publisher Judith Regan's ("How to Have a XXX Sex Life: The Ultimate Vivid Guide") fall from grace.

Samson's column will appear in Adult Friend Finder in January.

· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Adult Friend Finder (adultfriendfinder.com)
· "Naked Came the Vintner" (NY Times. 2/2006)
· "The tannens in Miss Samson" (gramponante.com)

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