DVD: “Filthy’s First Taste”

ClubJenna's take on reality porn is slightly different from cross-state rival Pink Visual's. In "Filthy's First Taste", a gang of spike-haired youngish dudes take to the streets of Miami to find "bitches who don't look like manatees". Pink Visual's credo seems to be "We'll have sex with anybody."

Which worldview looks more like America?

See some stills from "Filthy's First Taste" after the gap. - GP

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What do we learn from "Filthy's First Taste"? Well, not too much other than South Florida women resemble Porn Valley women spiritually (though there are fewer boob jobs in Miami), and that L.A. is full of "stuck up bitches" compared to Florida, where "it's way easy to pick up girls ... just sweet-talk 'em and they're in your hotel room."

Through it all, it never became clear to me who "Filthy" was, unless he was a collective entity like Dr. Hook, Pink Floyd, or The Borg.

In the end, one town is very like another when your head's down over your pieces (of ass), Brother.

· Club Jenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Filthy's First Taste" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive