Bear Grylls Incorported Ass Play into His Engagement Proposal

No, the photo featured above is not something we'd typically post. However, I just had to go with the cheesiest one out there before I started talking about the fact that celebrity survivalist Bear Grylls proposed to his wife in what may be the strangest way that any man has ever popped the question. Here's a hint: there was ass play involved. Don't they just look like one happy couple? Brace yourselves, it's about to get super weird super quickly!

While most women have long drawn out romantic (and often over exaggerated) stories about how their husbands proposed, Bear's wife Shara has an engagement story that involved her husband pulling a ring out of his asshole. Supposedly Bear thought that the best way to propose would be while the two were skinny dipping in the ocean. So he shoved that great big rock that now sits on Shara's finger right up his ass and patiently waited for the perfect time to pop the question. Either the ring was super expensive or Bear has one really weird fetish. If it's the fetish thing, he might want to go for something a little less jagged next time!

Incorporating ass play into an engagement proposal might be the strangest way that any man has gone about popping the question. However, if Bear was willing to risk getting a diamond ring stuck in his ass for all of eternity I'd say it's pretty safe to say that he would do anything for her. It's going to be interesting if the divorce papers will be presented in the same manner. But we'll never know, because Bear is a survivalist, and he can save anything, even a bad marriage!

Until ass do us part!