Nude Olympics Promises To Be A Real Sausage Fest

The two year wait between Olympics is almost unbearable for some. Imagine how it must feel, then, for those of us who've waited six long years for the second Nude Olympics. This Saturday, nudists from around the globe (or at least around the Bay) will gather at San Francisco's Baker Beach for the first Nude Olympics since 2008. 

The video above comes to us courtesy of sfist.com (link below), and if nothing else, they prove what everyone has always suspected about nudists. It's mainly old white guys with the occasional attractive woman thrown in for good measure. There's more dick in that video than in Harvey Keitel's entire filmography, and that's really saying something.

The first Nude Olympics, however, were tainted by controversy...

After video of these games was posted in August, five participants ended up getting arrested and sentenced to 30 days in prison plus a fine. Says Taub, "The videographer got six months for 'distribution and possession of pornographic material.'"

Now, in an effort to bring attention to such harassment and wrongful imprisonment, local nudists are gathering to reenact some nude Olympics they held at Baker Beach six years ago, in 2008.

Thirty days in the clink for letting your flaccid, wrinkly dick flop about while you Greco-Roman wrestle a guy with Sting face paint on seems a bit stiff, but what do I know? In addition to not being a doctor, I'm also not a lawyer or a police officer. At least not officially.

Via sfist