Wet Spots: Asking Ms. Dewey (To Take Her Clothes Off)

· We don't know anyone who really uses the Microsoft-sponsored Ms. Dewey search engine to find anything online. But we do know that plenty of people will now be able to see her naked without actually having to ask her. (msdewey.com + toxicmagazine.com)

· The always reliable Mary Carey pulls a Britney while getting into her car at a club—which would've been bigger news had she been elected governor of California and/or hadn't built an entire career out of flashing her crotch in public. (video @ tmz.com)

· We're also not above posting a photo of a hot model trying to adjust her thong—especially since we also know that you're not above clicking on that link. (tmz.com)

· We think this would be a great update for the Mozilla Firefox logo. In fact, we've already upgraded our extensions, if you know what we mean. (2spare.com)

· Dutch women are growing and 32 percent of them now have a D-cup or bigger. It's official: We're heading to Amsterdam for Spring Break. (expatica.com)

· Seattlest has an interesting question for the cops who busted 14 dancers at a local strip club: if they're all prostitutes, where are the johns? Or do the cops think they acted alone? (seattlest.com)

· Finally, because it's Friday and why the hell not, here's some vintage Bettie Page. The classics never go out of style. (YouTube)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives