AlterNet’s Best Movie Masturbation Moments

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AlterNet (link below) has apparently got masturbation on the brain after seeing the new film Wetlands. It prompted them to list their ten favorite masturbation scenes on film, and while they nailed a lot of the big ones like Fast Times at Ridgemont High (above) and Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (below), there are a few they missed...

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First of all, Danny Trejo's 3D Christmas tree masturbation scene in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas was a huge miss in my mind. Seeing the macho man's ejaculate flying into the audience in 3D was an experience I'll never forget.

I also have to imagine that they either completely forgot about, or intentionally left off Charlotte Gainsbourg's forest masturbation scene from Antichrist. And let's not even get into the scene where she jerks off Willem Dafoe until he cums blood...

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Finally, I'm most appalled by the exclusion of Natalie Portman's amazing masturbation scene from Black Swan, which is surely what won her the Oscar! I'm also including her lesbian scene with Mila Kunis because, honestly, who doesn't want to see that again?

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AlterNet, I admire your zeal, but you can't go around labeling things the "Top 10" while overlooking some amazing scenes like these.

Via AlterNet