One Stiff Executive Branch: A Few Words of Warning on the Pennsylvania Governor’s ‘Porn Culture’

By Coleen Singer at Sssh.com Porn For Women

Evidently, there’s nothing like a good porn-based exchange to liven up an otherwise unremarkable political debate – at least when the contest is between two guys vying to live in a mansion near the Susquehanna River.

In a debate on Oct. 1, Democratic challenger Tom Wolf asserted that current Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett was responsible for a “culture” within in his administration wherein former top deputies shared dirty pictures and videos with each other.

It seems entirely reasonable to pin it all on Gov. Corbett, right? Without his boss telling him, explicitly or implicitly, it was ok to do so, what man would ever look at or share porn on the job – other than male employees of every major government agency and every single Internet-connected company on Earth that employs at least one man, I mean.

Clearly, if we have learned nothing else from the Internet Age, it’s that people, and men in particular, just aren’t very interested in looking at porn – unless of course it’s part of their workplace “culture.”

What about all those tens of millions of people going to porn sites every day on their own time, you ask? Well, obviously that’s all due to the putrid chicanery of horrible, nasty Internet pornographers who trick them into going to porn websites! I don’t have any actual data to back up that assertion, but I’m pretty sure it’s corroborated in the Bible, somewhere – most likely in Leviticus, because that book is just jam-packed with helpful advice that is super-relevant to the modern world. (That reminds me: remember ladies, don’t touch any “consecrated thing” for at least 66 days after you have given birth to a girl, pursuant to Leviticus 12:5!)

For his part, Corbett says he was unaware of his subordinates’ porn surfing, adding that he wished one of his deputies would have sent him one of the emails, so he could have known and taken appropriate action – by which I must assume he means jacking off in his office with the blinds drawn. (Or maybe with the blinds up and door open; I don’t know him personally, so I’m not sure exactly how Gov. Corbett rolls on the masturbation front.)

Whichever “Governor Tom” the voters of Pennsylvania eventually decide upon, one thing on which we must all agree is that it’s completely unnatural for men to be interested in sex, and by extension, interested in porn. It’s absolutely crucial to the survival of the human race that we squash the human male’s libido, once and for all – except, of course, when it’s time to make babies, although even then it’s obviously preferable that men view coitus as a solemn and sober duty, not an act that is to be enjoyed in some shameful, perverse or eager way.

Sure, some might argue that the male sex drive has been part and parcel of the human race growing to its current number of individuals (by the latest count from the Minutemen Project, I believe there’s 847 billion Mexicans in Winkelman, Arizona alone), but is that really a good thing? Aren’t the lines at Walmart already too long as it is?

Of course, eradicating the festering smut scourge within the Pennsylvania executive branch is just the blood-swollen tip of the porn culture iceberg. This cultural reeducation won’t be complete until men everywhere waste time at work in the old fashioned way: Reading the sports page while sitting on the toilet for 90 minutes at a time, or regularly stepping out for “off-site meetings” at the nearest establishment that has decent beer on tap.

About Coleen Singer:
Coleen Singer is a writer, photographer, film editor and all-around geeky gal at Sssh.com (@ssshforwomen), where she often waxes eloquent about Female Friendly Porn, sex, pleasure products, censorship, the literary and pandering evils of Fifty Shades of Grey and other topics not likely to be found on the Pulitzer Prize shortlist. She is also the editor and curator of EroticScribes.com. When she is not doing all of the above, Singer is an amateur stock-car racer and enjoys modifying vintage 1970s cars for the racetrack. Oh, she also likes porn.

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