Marital Aid Test Kitchen–Classic Erotica’s Crazy Girl Gift Set

The Crazy Girl Gift Set by Classic Erotica was not initially an item that I was optimistic about but damn, there's some good quality stuff in this!  Look at all that pretty pink awesomeness!  It all comes in a plastic drawstring bag and would make an excellent gift for the chick in your life who needs pampering....it turns out that the contents of this bag are very man-friendly as well.  As we all know every "crazy girl" subjects her shit to some lucky guy and who else could I ask to help me test out all of this goodness but the one and only Burning Angel contract boy Small Hands.  I got a waiver to use him as I wished from Burning Angel alt mega goddess Joanna Angel and I got to spend a fun afternoon testing out the contents of this bag with him.  

First up in the bag was the "Wannabe Kissable Lip Balm".  It's your basic vanilla-scented chapstick and that's a good thing.  I tried it and thought it was OK.  Hands enthused about having it and I gave it to him.  "My lips are always always always chapped. I don't know why, so yes I definitely have used this a bunch! It's great!"

Next in the bag was the "Wannabe Kissable Intimate Shave Creme" which has a "pink cupcake" scent.  We had to test this out and Hands grew out his scruff, just to demonstrate the goodness of this stuff.  

Here is Hands before he shaved.

And here's the smooth-faced Hands afterwards!

This is a product very much like the famous "Coochy Cream" which is the gold standard of female shaving creams.  You can shave all of your girly bits with this and have no issues at all with nicks or cuts or whatever.  It stood up to Hands' scruff and it can handle whatever you have growing down yonder.  It smelled nice, too and Hands said it was comparable in quality to the very fancy Kiehl's stuff that he normally uses.  Whoever gets this bag is really going to dig this creme.

Next up was the "Wannabe Sexy Flirty Body Mist"--also "pink cupcake" scented.  Here's Hands pretending he is in a Calvin Klein ad with it.

Oh, those contract boys....We both spritzed ourselves with the pink cupcake mist that has some pheremone in it that was supposed to make us sexier.  I needed no help but my nail lady complimented me on my fragrance later on in the day so I am going to say that the the fragrance is a win if you like the vanilla pink cupcake-ness of it all.

Next up was the very lovely "Wannabe Wild Seductive Soy Massage Candle" and this was a treat.

It smells like the rest of the bag--all "pink cupcake" all the time.  The candle wax warms and you can use it as massage oil.  I rubbed Hands down with it--nothing really explicit happened but we both dug it.  Hands didn't know that massage candles are for using during the massage and he thought it was just for lighting in the background.  He enjoyed the warm, girly vanilla scented massage very much.

The last item in the bag is the "Wannabe Be Aroused Oral Sex Gel".  Hands and I both ate some of this--tastes like watered-down sugar-free strawberry candy.  You can use this for cock sucking if you like but this was the least impressive item in the bag, sadly.  However, its inclusion in the bag does send the message to the chick receiving this to go south with her mouth and I am all for that.

Classic Erotica's "Crazy Girl Gift Set" retails for $54.95 and you can buy your own by clicking here! 

Many thanks to Joanna Angel for loaning me your contract boy again and I hope you are enjoying the shave creme.  Hands says it helps make your landing strip look perfect.  (Readers, go check out Angel's awesomeness by clicking the banner below!)