Promiscuous Heterosexual Males Apparently Have The Lowest Prostate Cancer Risk

If a new study is to be believed, that guy right there has got a supremely low risk of getting prostate cancer. 

BrightSurf (link below) published the findings of the PROtEuS (Prostate Cancer & Environment Study) in Montreal, which state in no uncertain terms that promiscuous heterosexual males are at a much lower risk of getting prostate cancer. The flip side of the coin, however, is a little disconcerting.

Compared to men who have had only one partner during their lifetime, having sex with more than 20 women is associated with a 28% lower risk of one day being diagnosed with prostate cancer, according to researchers at the University of Montreal and INRS - Institut Armand-Frappier. However, having more than 20 male partners in one's lifetime is associated with a twofold higher risk of getting prostate cancer compared to those who have never slept with a man.

It's not just gay guys who have a high risk, either. You virgins reading this may want to steel yourselves for another sobering statistic.

...evidence suggests that the number of sexual partners affects the development of the cancer.

Consequently, men who said they had never had sexual intercourse were almost twice as likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer as those who said they had.

So fellas, here's the score. You don't want prostate cancer, nor do I. So we need to commence to fuckin'! Just, you know, not one another. 

Via BrightSurf