A Peek Inside Kink.com’s ‘Hell In The Armory’ Erotic Haunted House

Vice (link below) recently sent reporter Anubha Momin to Kink.com's headquarters, better known as The Armory, to experience their erotic haunted house dubbed "Hell in the Armory." What she discovered was an extreme experience that mixed sex and horror in new and interesting ways.

Though the attraction has now closed its doors for the year, the sold-out tours should be a strong indication that it will return next year. The brainchild of Kink.com founder Peter Acworth and Mike Gaines, the co-founder of San Francisco-based circus and theatre troupe Vau de Vire Society, Hell in the Armory is part of a new breed of interactive extreme horror experiences. 

Replete with bloodthirsty werewolves tearing apart tour group "volunteers," masturbating clowns, and sacrilegious displays, the entire thing seems designed to push every last button that every potential visitor may have. Take this excerpt for example...

If that scene sounded disturbing, then our next stop was even more gross: A meat locker, complete with dangling slabs of decaying meat and a Jesus figure nailed to a cross. From the crucifix, he encouraged us to "read the books"  and find the clue-at his feet were a collection of Bibles. Having already been choked out by the doc, I let others distract themselves while my eyes darted around the room waiting for the next surprise that I knew would come. Then a maniacal butcher with a chainsaw rushed in and proceeded to sink his tool into the body of the Christ. This is the one installment that had me cringing for the wrong reasons: The act was more gratuitous than gruesome, and I ended up with fake Jesus blood on my dress.

Man, there's nothing quite like the blood of Christ to ruin any evening. 

You can read the full piece over at Vice