Don’t Bring Your Big Dick Anywhere Near Her!

On this morning's Howard Stern Show, Howard introduced his faithful listeners to Monique Anderson, who doesn't like big dicks. She doesn't like big dicks "for the simple fact that I like to, you know, go nuts on a penis." Big dicks don't allow Monique to feel as if she's in power, and she's just not having any of it.

Here are some of my favorite quotes from her rant...

"I can't suck it the way that I wanna suck it, and I can't fuck it the way I wanna fuck it."

"Big dick men like to put people in pretzels and then, you know, go nuts with a big ass dick."

"I don't like to suck a dick when I feel like I'm gonna throw up!"

"I like to hold my liquor, I don't wanna suck dick and then feel like I'mma throw up on the dick."

"I don't have time to be embarrassin' myself."

Good stuff, Monique, you tell them big dick motherfuckers. And remember ladies, the reason I don't have a big dick is because I choose not to have one. 

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