Panda Porn

You might remember that report last week about how the increase in birth of captive pandas revealed that the porn zoos have been showing male pandas to teach them how to make sweet panda love actually works—which of course proves to us once again that not only is porn educational, it's also good for endangered species. There's really no better argument in the adult industry's favor. But just in case you still don't really understand what panda porn might look like, there is (of course) an entire website dedicated to the cause. The animation is pretty crude (and most of the acts depicted aren't exactly of the procreative sort), but we suppose that's for the best: after all, screening something like "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes" would probably just confuse those poor horny bears even further.-AR

· Panda Porn Dot Org (pandaporn.org)