Nina Hartley Gives Vice Writer A Crash Course In Pleasing A Woman

Porn legend Nina Hartley is one busy woman. In addition to her countless film roles, she and husband Ernest Greene stay busy on the sex lecture circuit, and she even teaches a class called "Cunning Cunnilingus" in LA which promises to teach participants "how to please your vulvas with her signature wit and wisdom."

Vice (link below) sent writer and lesbian Megan Koester to the class to learn a thing or two and then share her findings with their readers. Sadly, she spends more time shaming the other participants...

A man to my right, who vaguely resembled the actor Gary Cole, opened his bag and examined its contents (condoms and dental dams) in great detail.

The free spirit made a fast friend—both eagerly sat in the front row with a "first day of school" level of enthusiasm. Her new pal, who wore a scrunchie around her wrist, talked about the PhD she was working on. Looks like we have a fucking academic here... emphasis on fucking! I thought to myself.

Two very young, very minx-like women came in; a raccoon tail dangled from the brunette's tight jeans. The blonde gushed about how "starstruck!" she was in the presence of Hartley. Gary Cole lecherously leered at them then made eye contact with me and winked. A shiver ran down my spine. 

She does manage to work in nuggets of wisdom from Hartley, but never without getting in a dig at the other "schmucks" in the class.

At all of Hartley's revelations, up to and including how hard it was for her to have an orgasm (Gasp! We have so much in common!), Gary Cole sighed and uncomfortably shifted in his chair. The bald guy to my left, who had shown up late and pushed his way next to me, moaned. Out loud. Shamelessly. At times, I found it difficult to concentrate on the lesson, my mind filled instead of contempt for the schmucks surrounding me. Why couldn't everyone in the class be a scrunchie owner working on their PhD in fuck therapy?

I can't help but think she may have gotten more out of this class if she'd actually paid attention to a pro like Nina. I'm willing to bet those "schmucks" got quite a bit out of the class. 

Via Vice