You Shouldn’t Smoke Sara Malakul Lane

Smoking is bad for you, Sara Malakul Lane. It can cause cancer, heart problems, bad skin, bad teeth and a whole number of other medical problems. But since you are topless, I’m going to forgive, this one time.  

Sara Malakul Lane is our best hope for the B-Movie goddess of the future. She’s got everything one would need to conquer the B-Movie world: great tits, a great scream, and the ability to run away from monsters, killers, or dinosaurs. If you get a chance, check out her latest film Jailbait: 17 & Life. That title should give you a good idea what you are in for when viewing this film--Sara in a jail, taking her top off, exposing her breasts, making out with other women in the prison, pretty much an all-around great B-Movie experience.

I can’t wait for some of her upcoming work, mainly Jurassic City and Cowboys vs Dinosaurs, mostly because I hope that Sara will be the first actress to have her top ripped off my a velociraptor in two different movies. That would be a true cinematic feet. Until that time we can enjoy Sara Malakul Lane’s boobs from this photo spread for Yume magazine.  

I don’t mean to keep harping on the smoking, but I want to keep you around Sara Malakul Lane. The world needs great B-Movie queens and I think you can be one of the best. I’m sure everyone else agrees me with, the more naked and screaming Malakul Lane in movies, the better the world is.

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