New ‘Fifty Shades’ Trailer Drops At The Same Time As Leaked Nudes Of Star Dakota Johnson

Alright guys, I just saved you $10. You were going to go see Fifty Shades of Grey for one reason, and one reason only: To see Dakota Johnson naked. Well, thanks to an eagle eyed photographer, we can now see Dakota's breasts without shelling out any money. 

Turns out to be a blessing in disguise as well as the newest trailer just dropped and it's... well, it's a movie written by a woman that used to call herself Snowqueens Icedragon, and named her first version of Fifty Shades—which was Twilight fan fiction—after a He-Man cartoon. Long story short, it's trash. Glossy, well-made trash, but trash all the same. 

Gaze not upon that trailer, but on the beauty of Dakota's breasts, bathed in the glow of the setting Italian sun. See, anyone can write this kind of shit. 

To see more nude photos of Dakota Johnson head over to Mr.Skin!