There are many age-old questions man ponders – if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Why are there no B batteries? Well, I would like to add one more to the list; If we see a supermodel’s nipple, does that mean we saw a super nipple? In the case of Heidi Klum, the answer is yes. Yes, she has super nipples.
It is probably easier to list the magazines Klum hasn’t either be on the cover of or been featured somewhere inside (maybe Highlights or Guns and Ammo, I don’t think she’s been in either of those), no doubt she is on the best models ever to have walked a runway. Klum also keeps herself busy judging other people on shows like America’s Got Talent and the long running fashion design show Project Runway. Every now and then she pops up on a regular television show or movie, typically playing herself. It’s a wonder she can still find time to model and show off her super nipples, but luck for us, she makes the time.
Klum has come a long from way to Germany to the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue to television judge to being the dream girl of many people, she has earned the title of supermodel. For all her hard work I think it is only fair that we give her nipples the title of super nipples.