Best To Keep The Coats On The Bed This Thanksgiving

As George Carlin famously observed, "Have you ever noticed that you don't get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed." Well, you might want to make sure that lots of coats are on the bed, as half of all Americans have had sex in your house while staying over for the holidays. Well not in your house, but in other people's houses.

According to the New York Daily News (link below), this survey by Priceline has led an even larger percentage of Americans to request that you horndogs stay in a damn hotel when you come to visit.

(A)ccording to a poll conducted by online travel site Priceline.com, nearly half (49 percent) of the 1,000 U.S. respondents admitted to engaging in some sort of holiday nookie, be it in the teenage bedroom they grew up in, or on their aunt’s fold-out couch in the basement.

But it’s not just horny house guests that are engaging in R-related holiday fun.

That figure also applies to hosts, who admitted to being ‘naughty’ in their boudoir while guests slept -- or not -- just down the hall.

Maybe that’s why two-thirds (68 percent) of Americans said they preferred that their out-of-town guests stay in hotels.

So have a heart this holiday season, and go out to the car or something. Jesus, what is it with you people?

Via NY Daily News