Betty vs Veronica: Who Ya Got?

It's an age old debate: Do you prefer a woman of loose morals or the virginal girl next door? It has manifested itself in several different pairings like Ginger vs Mary Ann, Gwen Stacy vs Mary Jane, Eponine vs Cosette—I was a theatre major—and of course, Veronica vs Betty. Rabbits Review has decided to put that last rivalry to the ultimate test and see who comes out on top.

Though Betty grabs the crown in the following categories: "Which Would Mr. Weatherbee Rather Bone," "Take a Creamy Cum Facial," and "Have a Lesbian Hookup," it's Veronica who wins the day by winning the other four categories: "Which Would Have a Threesome," "Most Likely to Seduce Mr. Weatherbee for a Higher Grade," "Take it in the Butt," and "Fuck Archie in his Model T Ford."

Betty can certainly hold her own and I was really gunning for her, but Veronica clearly comes out on top here (her favorite position). Once again, our beautiful blonde must succumb to being second place. Just look at smug Veronica. Betty most likely probably would have ceded the title to her bestie anyway, since she’s the gracious type (and Veronica would promise her a full weekend of dating Archie and even throw in the use of her mink stole). 

I must concur with these findings, mainly because I've got a thing for dirty brunettes, but what do you guys think? Was Betty robbed? Let us know in the comments section below.

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