Get Thee To A UPS Store To Print 3D Sex Toys

A while back, UPS began offering 3D printing services in six of its locations as part of a pilot program. Well, it looks like that program was a success, as they're now rolling the printers out to 100 additional stores nationwide. What this means is that before long, you'll be able to walk into a UPS store armed with a flash drive and walk out with a dildo. 

According to The Daily Dot (link below), the list of banned items is basically limited to weapons of any kind and anyone else's intellectual property, meaning that there's no specific ban on sex toys.

It’s an extremely interesting list—and not just for what’s included on it, but for what is left out. Namely, sex toys. The adult toy industry is seeing a bit of a boom in 3D printing, with entire websites dedicated to hosting free design files that you can turn into real-world sex toys, but are UPS Stores on board?

It might be easy to assume erotic items are also prohibited, but we went ahead and asked anyway, and it turns out there’s no rule against requesting the creation of a 3D-printed dildo from your friendly UPS Store employees. Want a set of anal beads, a sleek new butt plug, or maybe even an entire human fist to enjoy in the bedroom? A representative tells us that as far as UPS is concerned, those items are A-OK.

Woo-hoo! Let the fuckfest commence!

However, we were also told that each individual UPS Store owner could potentially place a ban on specific items, and if an item isn’t on the prohibited list, it’s ultimately up to each store owner on a case-by-case basis. It seems if you want that 3D-printed sex toy of your dreams you’ll have to venture in to a UPS Store and test your luck—as well as the open-mindedness of its employees.

Damn. Having spent more than a decade in retail, I can tell you that the best time to test this theory would be on a Friday or Saturday night. The people most receptive to breaking the rules are going to be working at those times. I guarantee it. 

Via The Daily Dot