THROWBACK THURSDAY–Burning Angel’s Small Hands’ Five Favorite Retired Performers

Happy Throwback Thursday!  This week, the very easy on the eyes Burning Angel contract boy Small Hands gives us his picks of chicks he wishes were still around in the pornosphere so he could bone them for his sweetie, Queen of All Things Alt Joanna Angel.  Enjoy!

1. Janine.

First Real "porn star" I ever became a true fan of....man remember that Blink 182 album cover? That was the introduction to porn stars for many boys my age coming up :) She was just....perfect, and one of the earlier major porn stars with a few tattoos!

2. Chasey Lain.

This is still in my opinion one of the most classically beautiful women to ever grace a porn screen....and man her scenes were amazing...(not counting her semi recent "comeback stuff" ....I choose to remember her in her early glory days) . If you were to ask 23 year old Small Hands at the time "Who is your fantasy girl" ...the answer would've been Chasey Lain.

3. Briana Banks.

This was the ultimate in Blondes for me....generally I'm a brunette guy (looking at YOU Joanna Angel ;) but as far as blondes go, she was it for me. That body, that never out of place blonde bombshell hair, that little gap in her teeth...yea, that's the stuff dreams are made of....she was the pinnacle of that "cheerleader" type that I could never dream of talking to or hooking up with, the "out of my league" chick.

4. Raylene.

She was young hot, Latina and man did she make the BEST dirtiest sounds in her scenes!!! She looked like a lot of hot chola girls I grew up with in South San Diego, so it was like every hood fantasy come to life when I watched Raylene...and that smile man...out of this world!

5. Amber Lynn.

Now this one I only actually recently went and looked up (I met her with Joanna recently and fell in love with her). After I met her once, I went back and looked up all her old scenes and she is just a LEGEND! I think she has only gotten better with age too, man is she still hot! How does she do it?!?! According to Joanna as well, she INVENTED Feature Dancing, which rules!

Hey Joanna.....how much would it cost to book me all 5 of these lovely ladies for my next big Burning Angel scene? We can call it "Small hands Fantasies....the legend edition" ! I'm game!

Me too!  Thanks, Hands!  You can see Hands in his latest release--Burning Angel's "Two Chicks At The Same Time, Man!" after you are done looking at all of those classic babes.