Emily Ratajkowski Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

The Christmas season restores childlike wonder to us all. Even after my 30 plus years on the planet, I still get excited on Christmas Eve, wondering what all the wonderful presents are under the tree. Of all the wonderful gifts I could receive, none are greater than pictures of Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie.  

Ratajkowski is continuing her conquest to make all men (and women) fall in love with her. Here she is wearing some of the sexiest little numbers for the lingerie company Yamamay, though to be honest I think Ratajkowski would look sexy in underwear from Wal-Mart that wasn’t even her size. If you some how managed to resist her naked beauty in the Blurred Lines video, surely these pictures are slowly lowering your defenses. You can’t deny Ratajkowski’s beauty; she is very, very close to being the most perfect woman on the planet, and I just know it's all part of her plan to make us follow her to the ends of the earth. You know what, I’ve already got my bag packed.  

Of course as you get older, those awesome new toys you used to get are replaced by boring stuff like socks. At least this year when I open the third box of new socks from my Great Aunt Pearle Blackbush, I can close my eyes and pretend that those white cotton socks are really pictures of Emily Ratajkowski in a black bra and panties.