Wet Spots: What’s This About Britney?

· Some girl from Louisiana might have done something today. Maybe you heard about it? (Gawker)

· Meanwhile, Monica Bellucci is like her own walking sex tape all the time; every time she's captured on film, it just feels naughty. (gorillamask.net)

· It's our pledge to bring you the finest in online breasts, and we will never force our readers to look at "droobs." Unless, of course, you know about a really cool site that features them, in which case we'll absolutely post about it. We're not snobs. (thesun.co.uk)

· Headline of the Day: "Porn can give you worms." We knew about the addiction and moral decay of society, but that's just gross. (heise-security.co.uk)

· China holds its fourth annual Sex Culture Festival, only this year it's no kids allowed. Now you're going to see some fun. (chinabroadcast.cn, via avn.com)

· Meanwhile, a Japanese company has developed an eco-friendly bra that doubles as a shopping bag, perfect for bringing all those nice ripe melons home from the market. (Shut up. You know what we mean.) (sexblo.gs)

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