· If you watch "Ugly Betty", you would know this already—but in case you didn't (or in case you forgot), Salma Hayek has tremendous knockers. (popoholic.com)
· It's not a real charity calendar these days unless it's a nude charity calendar. Hey, boobies don't just make life better—they save lives too! (limeproject.org)
· Introducing the Pronto Condom—from wrapper to your covered penis in one second. Yes, it will stop the spread of disease, but think of all the botched sexual encounters it will prevent, as well. (prontocondoms.co.za + bbc.co.uk)
· Speaking of condoms, they make fantastic promotional items, especially when you mail them to everyone in your town. Plus, a business named "Hell Pizza" probably doesn't mind a little heat from angry parents. (stuff.co.nz)
· Why are people still shocked that employees use their work computers to look at porn? Everyone knows its too risky to use the family computer for that stuff. (mg.co.za)
· So why do humans get off on watching total strangers have sex? Evolution makes you horny, baby. (philly.com)
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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives