San Diego Courthouse Brought To A Standstill Because Of A Sex Toy

December 9, 2014
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San Diego... drink it in! Just make sure that as you're drinking it in, you don't plug your egg shaped vibrator in for a charge outside a courthouse and then wander off, which appears to be precisely what someone did last Thursday.

According to San Diego 6 (link below), a suspicious object was reportedly seen outside the downtown federal courthouse, and all hell broke loose.

Someone spotted the object -- an egg-shaped piece of aluminum attached to an electrical cord -- in the patio just west of Edward J. Schwartz U.S. Courthouse about 10:15 a.m., according to the San Diego Fire-Rescue Department.
Federal officers closed off the area while a bomb squad investigated. The personnel soon realized that the device was a sex toy, SDFRD spokesman Lee Swanson said.
The area was open to the public again within an hour.
No one stepped forward to claim the device, Swanson noted.

Nor will they. Ever. You guys could swab it for evidence if you like, I'm sure there's some on there. If only Alvy Singer had been there to call the person using the large vibrating egg a psychopath.