“Meat Beat” Is The New “Stomp”

If you were dragged to see the show Stomp by your friends, family, or significant others, then you had to endure two hours of people banging empty bottles on trash cans and calling it music. That might amaze some people, but really it's just noise. If you truly want to create music without instruments you need three simple things: meat, seafood, and a hot woman in her underwear.  

On the surface, Meat Beat may not sound like it’s for everyone, but the opposite is true. I promise this odd little video has something for everyone. If you are into beautiful woman in pink panties and a white bra, there is one of those. If you like spanking, there is a bit of that as well. If you have a raw meat or seafood fetish, boy-o-boy are you in luck. Hell, if you are into music, the slapping raw hot dogs on boobs, smacking cold cuts on a butt cheek, and sitting on a dead crab mixed together actually makes a pretty cool melody. I’m telling you give this a chance and I promise you’ll find something—if not many things—to like about it.  

I don’t know if Meat Beat will become the next Stomp, but I know that I would drag my friends, family, and significant other to the show. I’d probably go multiple times. For sure it would be better than Cats.

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