Wet Spots: That Thing That Birds and Bees Do

· Here's some completely unnecessary nudity courtesy of Michelle Marsh. Did we say "unnecessary"? We meant mandatory. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· "Two people, stark naked, doing that thing birds do, bees do ... a lascivious display of him rubbing his bare bosom up against the driver's side window ... the only evidence at the scene were tire tracks and some empty condom wrappers." A chapter from a steamy new detective novel? More like the best police blotter report ever. (ponokanews.com, via Fark)

· A handy field guide for finding hot people working in Seattle. You should probably stay away from the opening line, "I read about you on the internet." (seattlest.com)

· When it comes to sex, people behave the same no matter where they live. We must all be learning from the same porn movies. (irishhealth.com)

· Another drive-by-porn attack costs the perpetrator a $500 fine. Dude, that's what drive-in movies are for. (dallasnews.com)

· This is what passes for lesbian sex in a Bollywood movie. Not bad ... for beginners. (dailymotion.com, via toxicmagazine.com)

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