This Detroit Lions Fan Is Hungry… For Some Ass!

With the Detroit Lions just a win over the Bears next Sunday away from their first trip to the postseason in four years, this rabid football fan celebrated by eating this woman's ass in the parking lot outside Ford Field. To paraphrase the late, great George Carlin, "kiss her where it smells, take her to Detroit."

This photo comes to us courtesy of Sportsmasher (link below), who pointed out that this occurred immediately after tailgating, which puts an interesting perspective on the whole situation.

If you are going to eat ass, a tailgate is a dangerous place to do so, as this woman has probably drinking cheap beer and eating hot wings all afternoon long. Our thoughts and prayers go out to this brave Lions fan, he ate dangerous tailgate ass, like a true American hero.

There are a number of low blows I could insert into this space, but I think I'll just say...

Via Sportsmasher