Arsenic Magazine Features Alyssa Arce, Kate Compton and Danielle Ruiz Topless in What Very Well May Be The Hottest Magazine Spread EVER

What's hotter than getting to see Alyssa Arce, Kate Compton and Danielle Ruiz topless while wearing thong bikinis? Yes, that was a trick question! I've seen a lot of magazine spreads in my day and there's been quite a few out there that have blown my mind with their sultry sexy hotness but this one deserves a fucking award! Arsenic Magazine's spread 'Wet Hot Arsenic Summer' did not only feature one incredibly hot topless chick, but three fucking incredibly hot topless chicks. I just don't think it gets any better than that. This very well may be the hottest magazine spread of all time!

The photos featured in the gallery below were taken by some dude named Matt Petranovic. Typically, I'm not too big on photographers. I mean, models don't really need too much help when they're already hot! But these photos are just something special. I'm all about equality and being a modern woman and all that shit, but I enjoyed his photos so much that I'd make him a sandwich and not be offended by him staring at my ass.

Hot model chicks, tattoos, an equally sexy vintage 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder convertible, and three different sets of flawless tits all crammed in to one incredibly hot magazine spread is exactly what it takes to win the award for the hottest magazine spread EVER! Great job, Matt! Your sandwich is waiting.