The Cockpipe May Revolutionize The Craigslist Casual Encounters Page

If you haven't been reading my award winning* daily column Don't Take it Personally, you've missed out on a ton of stories that involve men casually mentioning that it's cool if a woman wants to smoke weed with him in addition to fucking him. Now there's a product sure to make the days of keeping those activities separate are a thing of the past. Meet The Cockpipe!

That's right guys, if she refuses to suck your dick, a nice hit from the pipe should get her to change her mind. Frankly, who wouldn't want to smoke weed while giving a blowjob? It's god damned un-American! There's nothing sexier than an open flame right next to your presumably full bush. 

This product is not only real, it's available for purchase for only $19.95. Shit, that's cheaper than most glass pipes. You might want to pick one up even if you're not going to slap it on your dick. It also makes a great gift!

*Winner of the prestigious Jack Mehoffer Totally Fake Award