Wet Spots: Jennifer Aniston’s Cheesy Boobs

· Horny Oyster offers a glowing tribute to Crissy Moran. Who wants to be the one to break the bad news? (hornyoyster.com)

· What's the secret to Jennifer Aniston's great boobs? Cheese, and lots of it. Someone get on the phone to Kraft; we just had a great idea. (thesun.co.uk)

· A street vendor is in a little bit of trouble for displaying his porn magazines out in the open. That and threatening to rape anyone who tries to mess with them. Neither one is very good for business. (philly.com)

· If you're at Australia's Gold Coast Indy Car race this weekend, feel free to flash your breasts at will. You'll definitely get no objection from us. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· Thieves in Orlando somehow swiped a $12,000, 50-pound bronze statue of a nude woman from an art gallery—in broad daylight. Honestly, a naked bronze woman wandering around Florida just isn't that unusual. (washingtonpost.com)

· Myla sex toys takes a page out of Sony's book for their latest ad campaign. We confess that all those bouncing balls are a little scary. (YouTube, via Gawker)

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