Samara Weaving’s Bikini-Clad Body Is A Day At The Beach To Ogle

Holy fucking balls is it cold! I live in Chicago, and we're getting hit with some major league, soul-crushing frost here. The high Wednesday is 2 degrees with a low of -7. My fingers have just enough blood flowing through 'em to type this on my laptop. You can thank my U.S. Surgeon General-endorsed habit of rigorous masturbating for that, dear reader.

These are the days I dream of hot summer days and hanging at the beach. Or at least being able to afford vacationing somewhere in the Eastern hemisphere, like hot as fuck actress/model Samara Weaving. This stunning Aussie took her bod out for a spin for some bikini yoga on the beach in Sydney. Samara's got that downward facing dog, triangle and warrior pose down pretty well. I love a woman who's flexible. Sucks she kept the jean shorts on but those come off when she's ready to lounge on the blanket for some sun. It's too bad she didn't give us a peek at her nips like she did on the beach a few years back.

The 22 year-old is currently a model for Australian underwear brand Bonds. I get the feeling she'll be causing some tightness in lots of guys underwear if she continues to get exposure like this. She's so hot, my fingers are burning...in my mind.