Flashbot Fleshback

October 14, 2006
JONNO

A look back at some of the posts that made our tender bits quiver this week:

· The sound of hearts breaking is heard 'round the interweb as pornstress Crissy Moran finds Jesus and quits the business. We just hope he appreciates having her around as much as we did.
· Wait, a big-budget porn movie about a corrupt, whoremongering politician? Wish we'd thought of that.
· Internet porn model Brooke Skye serves up a lawsuit for cruel and unusual dildo punishment. Just saying "no thanks" when it happened might've worked too.
· New York City party photographer Bjorn Fagerholm reminds us once again that we really need to start getting out more.
· We're still not sure what dozens of scantily clad bikini models were doing at an auto show. But we're not complaining.
· Red Light District announces release of the Dustin "Screech" Diamond sex tape DVD on November 6; expresses no regret for traumatizing legions of woefully misguided but otherwise innocent porn fans for the rest of their lives.
· Adam & Eve's "O: The Power of Submission" proves that being in love means never having to say you're sorry for the rope burns.
· Admit it: you always wondered what Minnie Mouse looked like doing it doggy-style, didn't you?
· Fleshbot crush object Dana DeArmond enjoys horseback riding, hanging out in bathroom stalls. (Just don't piss off her mom.)
· Burning Angel finally gets around to releasing "The XXXorcist" on DVD. Somehow, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell!" still sounds dirty even in the context of a porn movie.