Morning Wood

· Geek goddess Morgan Webb revisits her bikini-wearing past in FHM's November issue. All things considered, nerds have it pretty good these days. (bastardly.com)

· Pam Anderson still has one of her Baywatch swimsuits and likes to break it out for hubby Kid Rock. And that was today's "Celebrity Sex Information That You Really Didn't Need To Hear." (thesun.co.uk)

· Jessica Alba swears she won't take her clothes off on camera. What if we ask really, really, really nicely? (people.aol.com)

· Meanwhile, Miss Great Britain Daniella Lloyd has absolutely no problem taking her clothes off; she'll be posing nude in the upcoming December issue of Playboy in "what's perhaps the shortest time anyone's taken to get from a major beauty crown to taking it all off for a magazine". If only all international beauty queens cared about their subjects as much. (toxicmagazine.com)

· The former editor of hip-hop magazine The Source says it's a lousy place to work ... unless you like watching porn all day and covering your office in photos of scantily-clad women, that is. Then it's awesome. (nydailynews.com + nypost.com)

· Finally, a celebrity sex tape that will actually make you forget about Screech. We apologize now for ruining your Christmas and/or Hanukkah. (YouTube, via Defamer)

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