Porn Valley Dispatch: The Couches of Porn Valley

Now and then I will receive a disc full of promotional images for a new porn release, and it is my job to determine a pattern therein. And it's more than "People Having Sex" or even "Black Men Having Sex with White Women". It goes deeper. Mightn't they reveal something about the way we live? Mightn't they say something about America?

In Lethal Hardcore's "Super-Size My Snatch #2" the black men and the white ladies might change, but there is always a couch. Explore the secret world of porn set furniture after the gap.
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This woman's name is Crystal Clear. I sure wish she'd taken my place at GawkerMedia's last mandatory drug screening!

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Watch out for the leather, Isabella!

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Kristal Jordan: different spelling from the previous Crystal, different couch from the previous Crystal.

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Tiffany's partner is employing the same pose as the Teletubbies' Laa Laa.

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Mia Knight is so saucy that she gets the futon.

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· Lethal Hardcore (lethalhardcore.com)
· Order: "Super-size My Snatch 2" (adultdvdempire.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive