Come For The Bull Riding, Stay For The Bathroom Stall Beej

It's been over a year since I saw Dallas Buyers Club, and the only thing I remember about it is that the movie opened with McConaughey banging some woman in the stall at a rodeo. Now, he banged her in the actual stall from where the bulls & riders are released, but this past weekend, a different stall at a rodeo was home to some sexy times. A bathroom stall. 

According to Deadspin (link below), a guy who was attending a rodeo at Madison Square Garden spotted this bathroom beej in action and gave a little play by play.

Clear shenanigans going on in the handicap stall, she was loud. Dudes were taking photos above the stall that captured the dirty deed but I have standards.

5 minutes later, I return to my seat, and a drunk stumbling girl wearing no bra walks up the aisle, followed closely by MSG security. Soon after, security walks to her seat, puts cuffs on her and escorts her out of our section. The whole section cheered. The boyfriend seemed to escape capture.

By the way, a rodeo at Madison Square Garden? What's next, opera at Talladega Speedway?

Via Deadspin