I Hate To Break It To You, But Your Granddaughter’s A Porn Star

One of my only hard and fast personal rules is never piss off your server when eating out. They control what does and does not make it into your food, so they're just about the last people you'd want to be nasty to. On rare occasions, however, servers will come up with much more destructive forms of revenge, like outing you as a porn star in front of your grandmother.

According to The Daily Mail (link below), British porn star Lacey Lorenzo was dining out for her 21st birthday, and attempted to lodge a complaint to her server. That's when all hell broke loose.

She told how she complained that the paper plates used to hand out her cake were dirty.

She recalled: 'They gave us dirty plates. They had bits of dried food stuck to them.

'When I said 'Excuse me, these plates are dirty', the staff had such bad attitude that they just grabbed them back.

'I said 'That is not very good customer service' and the waitress shouted out in front of everybody 'At least I don't get my t**s out on TV'.

Dirty paper plates? Really? That's just nasty. Granted, Lacey—whose real name is Rachel Hobbs—could have just let it go, but it was her birthday after all, and dirty paper plates are pretty repulsive. 

'The restaurant manager was right there. She shouted it in front of him and he did not know what to say. 

'It's so unprofessional to do that for someone, especially when you can see it is their 21st birthday because there are balloons saying that on the table.

'It's just my job. My nan didn't even know about my job until then but they obviously knew who I was in there. 

'I just wanted to go there because I really enjoy roast dinners. It was so messed up.

'It ruined my birthday. I was crying. I just wanted to have fun on that day.

'For the rest of my life, I am always going to remember being insulted by some stupid little idiot on my 21st birthday.'

Man, she's really angling for terrible customer service for the rest of her life, though, isn't she? As for her grandmother's position on all this, she was more upset that the police showed up than finding out her granddaughter was in porn.

Miss Hobbs' grandmother Joan Skipper, 76, said: 'It was a pretty bad commotion.

'I am not up with what Rachel does. I was not expecting the police to turn up at her birthday.'

Likely because no one expects the police to turn up at a birthday party, in much the same way that nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Via The Daily Mail