Wet Spots

· Thinking of running for Congress, but don't want embarrassing instant message conversations to bring down your political career? Lifehacker helps you cover your butt so you don't look like an ass. (Lifehacker, see also: Boing Boing)

· Sure, these instructions for having sex on a plane may make it look easy, but try explaining to the flight attendant what your head is doing in your partner's lap. "Looking for a contact lens" probably isn't going to work. (sextutor.com)

· The levees aren't fixed and most of the population is still living in trailers, but hookers in New Orleans have never had it better. You're doing a heckuva job, ladies! (nola.com)

· You know you want to buy sex toys anyway, so you might as well do it for a good cause. Help Planned Parenthood while conducting your own special brand of "safe sex." (whispurplaytime.com)

· Speaking of not getting pregnant, doctors are expanding a trial for a new male contraceptive due to overwhelming interest. How "a small hole made in the scrotum" beats wearing a condom is still unclear. (bbc.co.uk)

· Good news! Breasts in Australia just keep getting bigger. Better news! It's almost bikini season in the Southern Hemisphere! Bad news! We're stuck here, blogging about it. (smh.com.au)

· Would you wear a pudenda on your head? A fake one, we mean—we know exactly what you would do with the real thing. (And yes, we just used the word "pudenda" twice in one day, which has to be some kind of record.) (sleepingpirate.blogspot.com)

· Finally, this site devoted to healthy sexual advice for married Christians is quite shocking. Married people have sex? With each other? Who knew? (themarriagebed.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives