Wet Spots

· Tommy Lee is such a sleazy rock star cliché that even his birthday cakes make us feel uneasy. "Eating pussy" isn't supposed be taken literally, dude. (Idolator)

· In what can only be described as further evidence that the celebrity space-time continuum operates on a plane different from that of ordinary folks, former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter told Howard Stern that he lost his virginity to minor-seducing hottie Debra Lafave—albeit while the two of them were both students, which somehow makes it less interesting. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· "Deep Throat" has been named with "Citizen Kane" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" as one of the "top 100 landmark films" of all-time. It's definitely the most important movie ever made about face fucking. (reuters.com)

· A corrupt politician using sexual favors to secure shady business deals? In a town like L.A., we didn't realize that was news. (latimes.com)

· We're sure Mariah Carey sounded really good during this concert, but really—was anyone paying attention to her voice? (egotastic.com)

· Read all about the history of porn made just for women. Don't worry—it's not that long. (msnaughty.com)

· The authors of an anti-strip club pamphlet in Seattle won't reveal their names because they fear "retribution" from strip club owners. There's nothing worse than a payback lapdance. (seattlepi.nwsource.com, via avn.com)

· A plastic surgeon who was cheated by his customers gives the police the only evidence he has: mug shots of their new fake boobs. The police assure him they won't rest until they've explored every lead. (yahoo.com)

· All we can say about this on-field mooning incident is ... we will never understand soccer. (YouTube, via Deadspin)

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