Formerly Twice Dickless Man Fielding Offers To Appear In Porn

*Completely unrelated picture of Karl Hungus in Jackie Treehorn's immortal classic Gutterballs

A Chinese man who thought it would be a good idea to cheat on his psycho wife was rewarded with a lopped off dick. When he went to the hospital to have it reattached, she cut it off again and chucked it out the window. Now he's getting offers to star in a porn. 

According to The Mirror (link below), Bang You Later is looking to be in business Fan Lung and the woman he twice lost his dick over, the appropriately named Zhang Hung.  

After first offering their “deepest and sincere condolences” for his lost, the company goes on to wish him a speedy recovery with the “very best medical and physical therapy available”.

The letter says: "In support of this belief, we would like to extend a business proposition to you. We would like to make a porn film that features you and your current romantic partner, Zhang Hung.

"We will cover the costs of production and distribution and you would keep 100% of the proceeds.

"Our intention is to help you financially through this incredibly delicate time but to also help you to restore your sexual confidence.

"It has been repeatedly demonstrated that being intimate on camera can function as a liberating and effective form of therapy.

"We hope this generous offer will provide you with the incentive to pursue this path towards recovery.”

This is not unprecedented, lest we forget this gem...

No word yet on whether or not Fan Lung will take their generous offer. I mean, he might as well do it. He's got nothing to lose. As Tyler Durden said, "It is only after we've lost our dick twice that we're free to do anything."

Via The Mirror