Only in Florida: Man Arrested For Taking It Outside

In my new weekly column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Back in November, a 21-year old man named Anthony Smith was doing what all 21-year old men that still live at home do: trying to watch porn. Well, his mom apparently has a no porn in the house rule, and Anthony's a resourceful young man, so he improvised...

Two people shortly after 1 p.m. said they saw Smith standing in his yard. He had no clothes on and was masturbating.

When a sheriff’s lieutenant pulled up, he noticed Smith “bending down naked in the driveway.”

“The suspect then stood up and ran back to his home next door,” the affidavit states.

He told deputies his mother won’t let him watch pornography in the house. He said he walks around naked outside and hopes someone sees him, saying it’s a “high.”

Smith, of the 1900 block of Southeast Monroe Street in Stuart, was arrested on an exposure of sexual organs charge.

I feel for Anthony. Sometimes you start doing weird shit to get off and then you can't go back. It's a lot like cannibalism in that way. Once you get the taste for it, nothing else will satisfy. Poor schmuck. 

Via TC Palm Blog