Miley Cyrus Has A Curious Definition For The Word “Porn”

We already know that Miley Cyrus has a tenuous grasp of what art is, but her submission to the NYC Porn Film Festival demonstrates that her definition of "porn" is equally misguided. This two and a half minute video entitled "Tongue Tied" looks like a Talking Heads video directed by Marina Abramovi? (#DennisMillerJoke).

To be fair, the entire submission to the festival, according to their website, runs a full minute and fifty three seconds longer than this, so maybe there's more to see in the complete version, kind of like when Coppola released Apocalypse Now Redux. I somehow doubt it though. It's one thing to enter a porn festival for shits and giggles, but it's another thing entirely to go all the way and show your zorch on camera. In case you were wondering if the video was accompanied by an equally esoteric description, you're in luck...

“Miley Cyrus wears that bondage lightly. And literally. She stretches the definition of kink, making it pop. On stage, riding a giant hot dog, she grins like the girl who yells loudest in the “penis!” game. She could stop, actually, if she wanted to… but she won’t. She wears her latex like she’s dressing up as herself for Halloween: “I’m a Sexy Miley Cyrus! What are you?” - Sarah Nicole Prickette Editor of ADULT magazine

As a special treat, we've brought in our resident art analysis expert Cornelius Clutterbuck to analyze the video for us. Take it away Cornelius...

I find the metaphors in the video particularly dense. For example, the pyramid of disembodied heads is clearly a reference to the Illuminati, of which Miley is a member by birth thanks to her father securing entry for recording "Boot Scootin' Boogie," which as anyone knows is about the evil history of the Denver Airport. The part of the video that really speaks to me, however, is near the end when she appears with black electrical tape covering her areolas in an x-pattern, before smearing herself in chocolate sauce. This is obviously a coded reference to her initiation into Bohemian Grove. Overall the film carries over themes of longing for a good, long, sensual deep dicking. 

Thanks Cornelius, great stuff as always. 

Via Digg