The Peter Files

We here at Fleshbot want to make sure that all of our readers remain sane and happy—which is why as much as we like to encourage healthy masturbatory practices as much as possible, we realize that there may be certain gentlemen reading this who may have a problem where excessive self-pleasuring is concerned. Fortunately, help is at, er, hand throughout the pages of the Peter Files, which seeks to address the problem through the rigors of good old-fashioned forced restraint: "The emphasis here is on the masturbator under the guidance of females, because it is only under female guidance that the male has any hope of escaping utter degradation and ruin. It is strongly advised that each masturbator bring this site to the attention of a female of strong character and submit himself to her wiser guidance." (Warning: Satire-impaired readers need not apply.)

· The Peter Files (peterfiles.com)

See also:
· The Peter Files Blog (peterfilesblog.blogspot.com)
· ONANIA - The Journal of Chronic Masturbation (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)

Previously: Advanced Masturbation, Masturbate-A-Thon 2006: Come For A Cause!, Happy Masturbation Month!, Masturbation Passion, DIY Masturbator, Bangin' the Bacon, King Stroker