Louise Hazel Should Get A Gold Medal For Her Pokies

The heptathlon is an Olympic event that comprises various types of track and field challenges, including hurdles, high jump, shot put, and javelin. I think they should add an eighth event: best pokies. If they did, Louise Hazel would win a gold medal!.  

Hazel, originally from Cambridgeshire in England, has competed in the European Championships, The World Championships, The Commonwealth Games, and the 2012 Olympics. Though she may not have finished very high in the Olympics, she was ranked #2 in England in 2009 and currently the 9th best heptathlete of all-time (in England).

Even though she hung up her shot put and javelin in 2013, Hazel decided she come out of retirement to compete in the 2014 Commonwealth games, but due to an injury she had to withdraw from the competition. I’m sure that was hard for Hazel to do, but maybe it was time to hang up the track shoes and a replace them with see-through tops. I mean, if this were a see-through-top-athlon, I would think she making a strong case for gold. The pokies are really helping push her over the top.  

Sure, she looks amazing in those tight running outfits, but she also looks great in a tight black dress. Maybe Hazel will trade in the track from the runway, I think she’d be pretty great at it.

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