Just a Few Tips On How to Take The Perfect Dick Pic…

So you're planning to send a dick pic to your girlfriend or another lucky lady in your life? Before you go about sending away that dick pic you took four months ago, you might want to learn a few tips and tricks to insure that your penis photograph sharing venture turns out to be a special one. I mean, it's 2015; there's a good chance that the photo you're about to send of your Johnson isn't the first one she's ever seen! Why not make this one special?

Before you begin, you've got to understand that the setting is everything. It doesn't matter how fantastic your dick looks, no girl is going to consider all of the beer cans lying around in the background to be some sort of decorative form of expression! Minimalism is key my friend. Second, don't just zoom in on your dick like it's a beautiful monument that deserves to be showcased in HD. Although this may be the most popular way to snap a photo of the male genitalia, it isn't the most flattering. Make sure your pic includes more of your body, like your stomach or your chest for instance.. chicks dig autonomy.

Next, it's not about the size of your junk it's all about it's presentation. It's ok if you aren't hung like Shane Diesel, you can still take a memorable dick pic. If you need a few more pointers, try scoping out a few photos on Critique My Dick Pic to get a better idea of what women are looking for! Oh, and hey.. this is a big one! Don't send along a photo of your man meat if the girl you have in mind isn't big on that sort of thing. Think about her personality, make sure she's truly interested in scoping out every inch of what you've got to offer, and go ahead and take what you've learned to snap the best fucking dick pic she's ever laid eyes on!

Oh, and one last thing! Always remember that confidence is key. But just because you're confident enough to play dress up it doesn't mean that you should add any clown makeup to your penis or any strange costumes for that matter. Sure, your dick might look funny painted like a elephant trunk, but the key is to get laid not blocked from her contacts.

Via: Jezebel