I'm pretty glad to be done with February. Between dealing with shit like brutally cold weather, Valentine's Day, New England winning the Super Bowl, Jon Stewart's announcement and awards "season," this month has been a test on my sanity. To be fair, it wasn't all bad. I got my tax return after all.
We also got the over-hyped release of Fifty Shades of Gray. I was really happy when this film opened. Not that I give a shit about what got left out the book, if they got the right Mr. Gray or if it were any good. According the critics, it's actually quite craptacular. Everything in this, Secretary and James Spader did better anyway. I only cared about how nude Dakota Johnson was gonna get and I wasn't disappointed. Don and Melanie's daughter committed to the role, giving us fully nude, merkin-covered looks at her bush, boobs and ass in some kinky S&M scenes. There also another fully nude scene with Dakota and Mr. Gray soaking in the tube. There was a lot of controversy about casting, but I'd say Dakota's goods more that fit the bill. Her ass was made for the part.
Her naked body is as wonderful and welcoming as springtime in March. Hang in there. It's coming.
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