Dr. Seuss Was An Ass Man

Everyone knows that Dr. Seuss was one of the greatest wordsmiths of all time, but did you also know he was an ass man? Sure enough he was, as proven by these pictures from his forgotten classic The Seven Lady Godivas, which features women of varying sizes, all of whom sport very full, round asses. 

According to Moviepilot (link below), Seuss wrote the book in 1993 after begging his publisher to allow him one adult themed book. 

The book is based on the legend of Lady Godiva. Seuss' story features seven nudist sisters who, following the death of their father, refuse to get married until each has brought to light "some new and worthy Horse Truth, of benefit to man."

After a brief foreword...

...Seuss lovingly draws ass upon ass, always making sure the ass is nicely featured in the photo. In fact, so concerned with getting the asses right, he doesn't even bother to draw nipples on any of these poor women

Looks like Kramer was telling the truth...

To see even more pics from the book, head over to Moviepilot