Gay Olympic Smut @ NY Times

The only thing pornier than the spread-eagled photo of US gymnast Paul Hamm on the front page of the New York Times today is the breathless twin-on-twin softcore porn slash prose in the accompanying article: "The reunion out of the way, the twins climbed into bed and shut the lights. For a long time, Paul Hamm laid motionless in the dark, still awestruck ... " (Or maybe it's just, like, us.)

"When Did The New York Times turn into a soft core porn rag?" (photo and discussion forum @ uneasysilence.com)
"Hamm Has Little Time to Savor All-Around Victory" (article and slide show @ NY Times; registration required - thanks Tyler)
See also: "Gymnast Life" and "Smooth Gymnast Takes Heavyweight" (erotic stories @ Nifty Erotic Stories Archive)
Hamm Twins Photos (galleries @ hammtwins.com)

Previously: Olympic Men @ Studbank